tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5121805843422806962024-03-12T19:29:41.128-07:00~lalalala~fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-76424191439102166902011-02-21T00:34:00.000-08:002011-02-21T00:34:08.596-08:00amik kau..jiwang lawak punye!!<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: x-small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px;"><br />
</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> you can exchange it for something you really like.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Adrienne Gusoff</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Agatha Christie</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Women marry men hoping they will change.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Men marry women hoping they will not.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">So each is inevitably disappointed.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Albert Einstein</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Albert Einstein</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You know it's love when you want to keep holding </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">hands even after you're sweaty.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">No man is truly married until he understands</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> every word his wife is NOT saying.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> it through the struggles; however, you usually leave</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You can't buy love on eBay.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Anonymous</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If sex is such a natural phenomenon,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">how come there are so many books on how to do it?</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Bette Midler</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Brendan Francis</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Cathy Carlyle</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Cecilia Egan</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The trouble with some women is that </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Cher</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Cher</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">By the time you swear you're his,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Shivering and sighing,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Dorothy Parker</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Dudley Moore</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> go live with a car battery.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Erma Bombeck</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Fran Lebowitz</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It is impossible to love and be wise.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Francis Bacon</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Friedrich Nietzsche</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Fulton J. Sheen</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- George Carlin</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> and probably an injured one.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Glenn Beck</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I was married by a judge.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I should have asked for a jury.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Groucho Marx</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Helen Rowland</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Henry Kissinger</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">And she never did.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- James Fineous McBride</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marrying a man is like buying something you've been </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">admiring for a long time in a shop window. </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You may love it when you get it home,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Jean Kerr</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> or burn down your house, you can never tell.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Joan Crawford</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">It's been so long since I made love,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I can't even remember who gets tied up.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Joan Rivers</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> as you can in your own name.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Joan Rivers</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love;</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> the running across fields into your lover's arms can only </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Jonathan Carroll</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Joyce Brothers</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Katharine Hepburn</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- La Rochefoucauld</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Lily Tomlin</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The only people who make love all the time are liars.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Louis Jordan</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Natalie Wood</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Oscar Wilde</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is a grave mental disease.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Plato</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">\ my children to spend their weekends with?</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Rita Rudner</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.�</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Sandra J. Dykes</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> afterwards that causes all the problems.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Shelley Winters</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> wholesome things that money can buy.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Steve Martin</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Thomas Hardy</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Tommy Dewar</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> continuation of the species.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- W. Somerset Maugham</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Walt Disney</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer,</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> sex raises some pretty good questions.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Woody Allen</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.</span><div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Woody Allen</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Sex without love is an empty experience, </span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.</span><br />
<div class="attribute" style="-webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 2px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 2px; color: #9999ff; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; font-weight: bold;">-- Woody Allen</div><div><br />
</div>fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-73074309504082099442011-02-21T00:23:00.000-08:002011-02-21T00:23:31.241-08:00exam!!fuhh!! td bru je pas exm psycho...leh than r soaln nye...nsib bek r de stdy gak...xpyah sush2 nk stdy byk2..hahaha,tggl 1 paper lg la wei...xpe2 sbor je..sem ni trget dpt pointer 3..haha (asl la x trget dean list je kn) bini a.k.a awek ak ni bkn main ag ugut mcm2 aw kalo ak x dpt pointer 3..tkot gak ak..hahaha..garang gler kot..tu yg syg lbih kt si nur hidayah tu..pape un doakn ak leh jwb dgn jaya nye paper last t k...ri khmis ni..tggu pe ag!! jom r stdy!!!fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-5634757486400784422011-02-20T04:33:00.000-08:002011-02-20T04:33:10.388-08:00haishh...........xtaw r ase pe skunk...nk cite ape un tataw dh ni...korg yg bce ni ak nk mntak pndpat skit...pe korg ase le pe yg korg hrap korg xdpt?? bg r pndpat korg...t ble dh ok ak cite kt korg bnde2 yg bez k...astalavista...fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-90377642752060499022011-02-18T11:36:00.000-08:002011-02-20T04:38:27.047-08:00<h3 class="post-title entry-title" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; font: normal normal bold 24px/normal Georgia, Utopia, 'Palatino Linotype', Palatino, serif; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; position: relative;">Fakta2 Menarik Di Sekeliling Kita ... (",)</h3><div class="post-header" style="color: #997755; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 16px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.6; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><div class="post-header-line-1"></div></div><div class="post-body entry-content" style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; font-weight: bold; line-height: 1.5; position: relative; width: 1735px;">As-Salam...<br />
<br />
Mari menambah ilmu lagi, he3. Jom kita lihat fakta2 menarik<br />
di sekeliling kita.<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fnEVZDW63m4/TRj2aVWASDI/AAAAAAAAGos/nLu2RYkEM04/s1600/fact.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="color: #cc3300; margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-decoration: none;"><img border="0" height="146" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_fnEVZDW63m4/TRj2aVWASDI/AAAAAAAAGos/nLu2RYkEM04/s320/fact.jpg" style="-webkit-box-shadow: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.496094) 1px 1px 5px; background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: white; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial; border-bottom-style: none; border-color: initial; border-left-style: none; border-right-style: none; border-top-style: none; border-width: initial; padding-bottom: 8px; padding-left: 8px; padding-right: 8px; padding-top: 8px; position: relative;" width="320" /></a><br />
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*Untuk fakta pertama Ibu Alexander pekak adalah benar,<br />
boleh tanya En Google sendiri.<br />
<br />
*Pencipta telefon, Alexander Graham Bell,<br />
tidak pernah menelefon isteri<br />
dan ibunya sendiri kerana mereka pekak!<br />
<br />
<br />
*Karya Pablo Picasso sangat tinggi harganya?<br />
Tp pada semasa hidupnya,<br />
dia sangat miskin sehingga dia sering membuat<br />
lukisannya sebagai kayu bakar.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Kerana putaran bumi, sebuah benda akan lebih jauh<br />
bila dilempar ke arah barat<br />
<br />
<br />
*Di India, manusia secara sah boleh menikahi anjing<br />
<br />
<br />
*Di abad 16 dan 17 di Turki, minum kopi adalah hal yang<br />
melanggar hukum dan boleh dihukuman mati<br />
<br />
<br />
*Gorila memukul-mukul dadanya kerana gelisah<br />
<br />
<br />
*Rekod pembunuhan kedua terbanyak dipegang oleh<br />
wanita bernama Countess Elisabeth Bathory- Hungaria (650 mangsa!)<br />
>>Rekod pertama dipegang oleh Behram yg membunuh 931 mangsa!!<br />
<br />
<br />
*Setiap manusia dalam hidupnya rata2 menunggu<br />
selama 2 minggu di lampu merah<br />
<br />
<br />
*Botol/tempat makanan plastik baru hancur<br />
setelah 50,000 tahun.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Pada permukaan satu bola golf<br />
secara rasmi ada 336 lubang2 kecil.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Trend bunuh diri Harakiri di Jepun dipopularkan<br />
oleh Kiyoko Matsumoto pada tahun 1933. Setelah dia bunuh diri<br />
dengan melompat ke kawah gunung berapi, trend<br />
ini diikuti oleh 300 anak muda beberapa bulan selepas itu.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Jika anda kentut secara terus menerus selama 6 tahun dan 9 bulan<br />
, anda akan keluarkan gas yang cukup untuk menciptakan tenaga yang<br />
diperlukan untuk sebuah bom atom!<br />
<br />
<br />
*Penjaga pantai paling hampeh ialah Lorenzo Trippi dari Ravenna<br />
, yang membuat 3 orang meninggal dunia dengan cara melemparkan<br />
pelampung penyelamat tepat di kepala para mangsa lemas.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Morihei Ueshiba, pencipta aikido, pernah menakluki dunia sumo<br />
dengan menekan lawannya sehingga tak berdaya di<br />
lantai hanya menggunakan 1 jarinya!!<br />
<br />
<br />
*Pada zaman mesir kuno dulu, membunuh kucing boleh dihukum mati<br />
<br />
<br />
*Di Kentucky, AS, anda dianggap melanggar undang-undang<br />
jika membawa ais krim di saku baju anda.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Ejakulasi lelaki berkelajuaan 44KM/jam.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Ada 9 juta org lain yang sama menyambut ulang tahun dengan anda.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Laut yang airnya paling jernih di bumi terdapat di laut Weddell,<br />
yang terletak di luar pantai Antartika, Kutub Selatan.<br />
<br />
<br />
*Dan utk fakta terakhir, Maher Zain dan Anuar Zain bukanlah<br />
adik-beradik walaupun nama lebih kurang sama ja.hahahaha...</div>fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-61620178341425486152011-02-05T01:32:00.000-08:002011-02-05T01:32:28.875-08:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MHxGAIxs38w/TU0ZEWqG2tI/AAAAAAAAAAc/VRKcoUGPgAU/s1600/000h054VKlz.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_MHxGAIxs38w/TU0ZEWqG2tI/AAAAAAAAAAc/VRKcoUGPgAU/s320/000h054VKlz.jpg" width="240" /></a></div>uwaa!! x bez la ble dy xde...smlm ak bwk dy dr KUALA PILAH smpai ke NILAI...smata2 nk tnaikn hsrat dy nk tgk tmpat ak blajar...yeay!!! dpt gak tnai kn hsrat dy..ish!! puas gler ati ni...x lme lg kamide plan bru lak..nk mngembara kt tmpat len plak..de sape2 nk join x??? jom r....hahahaha...free of charge!! pape hal un mggu ni mmg bez dgn dy..t'baik r!!fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-32476822048631621802011-01-31T22:45:00.000-08:002011-01-31T23:22:20.503-08:00keseronokan yg amat melampau!!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MHxGAIxs38w/TUe0n4ywNKI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kWdysLw6R8A/s1600/lalala.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_MHxGAIxs38w/TUe0n4ywNKI/AAAAAAAAAAU/kWdysLw6R8A/s320/lalala.jpg" width="275" /></a></div>eh..x sgke btl la dpt jmpe dy..cnok gle...3 ari ak mlekat je dgn dy..pergh!! bez gle r der...hahahaha, mcm2 krenah..tp siyez bez gler beb...ak nye snok dpt tgk dy smpai ak mkn kfc un x hbs...hahaha,nsb baik dy tu kuat mkn...yunk!! cnok x apiz tman mia?? msti cnok kn?? nk apiz tman lg x?? msti la nk kn3?? hahahaha!!! ak leh agk la jwpn yg dy nk bg tu..ak bkn x knl dy...hehe.........wah!! cnok nye!!! I LIKE!!!fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-512180584342280696.post-2485142550044937972011-01-27T12:49:00.000-08:002011-01-28T02:20:00.102-08:00~JumAaT~Ble ari JumAaT je msti xde klas..uargh!! bosan gler!! cm bangan je ha ak dok kt dlm blik ni sowg2..kalo la ade yg sudi teman..hahaha...le sbut sal JumAat ni adooi..........(solat jumaat mmg x lpe r) ak igt nk kuo dgn syg ak si mia hidayah tu..tp cmne ek???? yunk...nk kuo x dgn apiz?? apiz bosan r..dh lme kite x jmpe ni..msti rndoo kn?? hahahaha!! jap! dh r sok rmai gak yg blik..ish!! mmg k'sorangan la ak..apakan daya..huu~ xpe r,aslkn yunk ak de r tok tman ak sok..ok yunk?? igt aw tman apiz sok!! hehehe!!fiezmi hafizhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17018171986829601862noreply@blogger.com0