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Monday, February 21, 2011

amik kau..jiwang lawak punye!!



Shopping is better than sex. At least if you're not satisfied,
 you can exchange it for something you really like.
-- Adrienne Gusoff

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; 
the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie

Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-- Albert Einstein

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute,
 and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, 
and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
-- Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
-- Anonymous

You know it's love when you want to keep holding 
hands even after you're sweaty.
-- Anonymous

The four most important words in any marriage..."I'll do the dishes."
-- Anonymous

No man is truly married until he understands
 every word his wife is NOT saying.
-- Anonymous

Marriage is like jogging through a puddle of industrial
 strength rubber glue. You can work hard and make
 it through the struggles; however, you usually leave
 your bobby socks and sneakers behind along the way.
-- Anonymous

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-- Anonymous

Men only have two faults....What they do, and what they say!
-- Anonymous

You can't buy love on eBay.
-- Anonymous

If sex is such a natural phenomenon,
how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-- Bette Midler

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-- Brendan Francis

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch.
-- Cathy Carlyle

Marriage is a romance in which the heroine dies in the first chapter.
-- Cecilia Egan

The trouble with some women is that 
they get all excited about nothing -- and then marry him.
-- Cher

Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
-- Cher

By the time you swear you're his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-- Dorothy Parker

I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
-- Dudley Moore

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for,
 go live with a car battery.
-- Erma Bombeck

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one.
It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it.
 It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
-- Fran Lebowitz

It is impossible to love and be wise.
-- Francis Bacon

Marriage marks the end of many short follies - being one long stupidity.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-- Fulton J. Sheen

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.
-- George Carlin

Remember, beneath every cynic there lies a romantic,
 and probably an injured one.
-- Glenn Beck

I was married by a judge.
I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx

To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot
 and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must
 love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
-- Helen Rowland

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes.
There's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger

When we got married I told my wife "If you leave me, I'm going with you.
And she never did.
-- James Fineous McBride

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been 
admiring for a long time in a shop window. 
You may love it when you get it home,
 but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
-- Jean Kerr

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart
 or burn down your house, you can never tell.
-- Joan Crawford

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.
-- Joan Rivers

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much
 as you can in your own name.
-- Joan Rivers

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love;
 the running across fields into your lover's arms can only 
come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
-- Joyce Brothers

If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
-- Katharine Hepburn

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.
-- La Rochefoucauld

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.
-- Lily Tomlin

The only people who make love all the time are liars.
-- Louis Jordan

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby.
-- Natalie Wood

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.
-- Oscar Wilde

Love is a grave mental disease.
-- Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want
\ my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner

Forget love, I'd rather fall in chocolate.�
-- Sandra J. Dykes

All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together
 afterwards that causes all the problems.
-- Shelley Winters

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural,
 wholesome things that money can buy.
-- Steve Martin

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all.
-- Thomas Hardy

Marriage is a great institution for those who like institutions.
-- Tommy Dewar

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve
 continuation of the species.
-- W. Somerset Maugham

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
-- Walt Disney

Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer,
 sex raises some pretty good questions.
-- Woody Allen

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
-- Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, 
but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
-- Woody Allen

exam!!

fuhh!! td bru je pas exm psycho...leh than r soaln nye...nsib bek r de stdy gak...xpyah sush2 nk stdy byk2..hahaha,tggl 1 paper lg la wei...xpe2 sbor je..sem ni trget dpt pointer 3..haha (asl la x trget dean list je kn) bini a.k.a awek ak ni bkn main ag ugut mcm2 aw kalo ak x dpt pointer 3..tkot gak ak..hahaha..garang gler kot..tu yg syg lbih kt si nur hidayah tu..pape un doakn ak leh jwb dgn jaya nye paper last t k...ri khmis ni..tggu pe ag!! jom r stdy!!!

Sunday, February 20, 2011

haishh...........

xtaw r ase pe skunk...nk cite ape un tataw dh ni...korg yg bce ni ak nk mntak pndpat skit...pe korg ase le pe yg korg hrap korg xdpt?? bg r pndpat korg...t ble dh ok ak cite kt korg bnde2 yg bez k...astalavista...

Friday, February 18, 2011

Fakta2 Menarik Di Sekeliling Kita ... (",)

As-Salam...

Mari menambah ilmu lagi, he3. Jom kita lihat fakta2 menarik
di sekeliling kita.


*Untuk fakta pertama Ibu Alexander pekak adalah benar,
boleh tanya En Google sendiri.

*Pencipta telefon, Alexander Graham Bell,
tidak pernah menelefon isteri
dan ibunya sendiri kerana mereka pekak!


*Karya Pablo Picasso sangat tinggi harganya?
Tp pada semasa hidupnya,
dia sangat miskin sehingga dia sering membuat
lukisannya sebagai kayu bakar.


*Kerana putaran bumi, sebuah benda akan lebih jauh
bila dilempar ke arah barat


*Di India, manusia secara sah boleh menikahi anjing


*Di abad 16 dan 17 di Turki, minum kopi adalah hal yang
 melanggar hukum dan boleh dihukuman mati


*Gorila memukul-mukul dadanya kerana gelisah


*Rekod pembunuhan kedua terbanyak dipegang oleh
 wanita bernama Countess Elisabeth Bathory- Hungaria (650 mangsa!)
>>Rekod pertama dipegang oleh Behram yg membunuh 931 mangsa!!


*Setiap manusia dalam hidupnya rata2 menunggu
 selama 2 minggu di lampu merah


*Botol/tempat makanan plastik baru hancur
 setelah 50,000 tahun.


*Pada permukaan satu bola golf
 secara rasmi ada 336 lubang2 kecil.


*Trend bunuh diri Harakiri di Jepun dipopularkan
oleh Kiyoko Matsumoto pada tahun 1933. Setelah dia bunuh diri
dengan melompat ke kawah gunung berapi, trend
 ini diikuti oleh 300 anak muda beberapa bulan selepas itu.


*Jika anda kentut secara terus menerus selama 6 tahun dan 9 bulan
, anda akan keluarkan gas yang cukup untuk menciptakan tenaga yang
 diperlukan untuk sebuah bom atom!


*Penjaga pantai paling hampeh ialah Lorenzo Trippi dari Ravenna
, yang membuat 3 orang meninggal dunia dengan cara melemparkan
 pelampung penyelamat tepat di kepala para mangsa lemas.


*Morihei Ueshiba, pencipta aikido, pernah menakluki dunia sumo
dengan menekan lawannya sehingga tak berdaya di
lantai hanya menggunakan 1 jarinya!!


*Pada zaman mesir kuno dulu, membunuh kucing boleh dihukum mati


*Di Kentucky, AS, anda dianggap melanggar undang-undang
jika membawa ais krim di saku baju anda.


*Ejakulasi lelaki berkelajuaan 44KM/jam.


*Ada 9 juta org lain yang sama menyambut ulang tahun dengan anda.


*Laut yang airnya paling jernih di bumi terdapat di laut Weddell,
 yang terletak di luar pantai Antartika, Kutub Selatan.


*Dan utk fakta terakhir, Maher Zain dan Anuar Zain bukanlah
 adik-beradik walaupun nama lebih kurang sama ja.hahahaha...

Saturday, February 5, 2011

uwaa!! x bez la ble dy xde...smlm ak bwk dy dr KUALA PILAH smpai ke NILAI...smata2 nk tnaikn hsrat dy nk tgk tmpat ak blajar...yeay!!! dpt gak tnai kn hsrat dy..ish!! puas gler ati ni...x lme lg kamide plan bru lak..nk mngembara kt tmpat len plak..de sape2 nk join x??? jom r....hahahaha...free of charge!! pape hal un mggu ni mmg bez dgn dy..t'baik r!!

Monday, January 31, 2011

keseronokan yg amat melampau!!!!

eh..x sgke btl la dpt jmpe dy..cnok gle...3 ari ak mlekat je dgn dy..pergh!! bez gle r der...hahahaha, mcm2 krenah..tp siyez bez gler beb...ak nye snok dpt tgk dy smpai ak mkn kfc un x hbs...hahaha,nsb baik dy tu kuat mkn...yunk!! cnok x apiz tman mia?? msti cnok kn?? nk apiz tman lg x?? msti la nk kn3?? hahahaha!!! ak leh agk la jwpn yg dy nk bg tu..ak bkn x knl dy...hehe.........wah!! cnok nye!!! I LIKE!!!

Thursday, January 27, 2011

~JumAaT~

Ble ari JumAaT je msti xde klas..uargh!! bosan gler!! cm bangan je ha ak dok kt dlm blik ni sowg2..kalo la ade yg sudi teman..hahaha...le sbut sal JumAat ni adooi..........(solat jumaat mmg x lpe r) ak igt nk kuo dgn syg ak si mia hidayah tu..tp cmne ek???? yunk...nk kuo x dgn apiz?? apiz bosan r..dh lme kite x jmpe ni..msti rndoo kn?? hahahaha!! jap! dh r sok rmai gak yg blik..ish!! mmg k'sorangan la ak..apakan daya..huu~ xpe r,aslkn yunk ak de r tok tman ak sok..ok yunk?? igt aw tman apiz sok!! hehehe!!